It's no joke, Tuco. It's a poker playing robot. You see, there are two kinds of poker bots in this world: those selling repackaged open-source code, and those that are original pieces of software. You want the original software.
If you are becoming increasingly disappointed because you can’t seem to win a round of online poker, chances are you are playing against a bot. Many of your opponents are now armed with poker bot software as their gaming assistant. It is hard to blame them, really. Software doesn't go on tilt or get drunk. It is also immune from tiring. And what could be better way to win than relaxing in the hot tub with a good cigar and checking on your stack of chips later? Most likely it will be bigger than when you left it, given the pathetic skill level of your average online poker player these days.
This type of software is considered to be a breakthrough in online gaming. Much like the early days of chess engine development, poker playing robots are getting better and better. Soon it will be difficult to beat them. So why not be on the right side of this reality and get one for yourself. Before you do, you will have a few things to consider.
Download a Poker Bot or Make One Yourself?
First there are ready made products available. Be careful of the junk. Anything that claims to play a perfect game but does not allow you, the user, to specifically control all of it's decisions is garbage. It is guaranteed that you will disagree with some of the playing decisions so you need to be able to tweak them to your heart's content . Make sure you can actually read the playing profiles available for the software and have a way to adjust them. Do your homework and do not expect to download a product that you can just click a button on and have hundred dollar bills start pouring out of your DVD drive.
If any of the ready-made products do not spark your interest, then it is better for you to build one for yourself. Armed with an education in programming skills, you can create your own personal gaming assistant based on your own winning techniques.